Any Jokes I Make I

I'm Like An Elephant, Ok? If I Walk Into A Room, It's Like, Ok, He's In There.

I Write Characters That Are Based On Elements Of People I Know And Experiences I've Really Had.

I Have An Amazing Metabolism. I'm Sure That'll Be Gone One Day. But I Like To Exercise, Too, So I Don't Think I'll Ever Get Really Fat.

I Know When Someone That's Not You Tries To Tell Your Story, Especially When You Don't Look Like The Person Whose Story You're Trying To Tell, You're Going To Screw It Up. And The Only Way To Get It Right Is To Have Them Be As Involved As Possible.

I Have No Interest In Art. Let Me Clarify — I Have No Interest In Non-nude Images.