Even Today, If The Royals

American League Teams Don't Bunt Very Often. National League Teams Bunt A Lot.

A Woman Will Be Elected President Before Wade Boggs Is Called Out On Strikes. I Guarantee That.

I Used To Be A Mad Hitter. And Then I Learned The Longer You Wait Out The Ball, The Better You See It. And The Better You See It, The Harder You Hit It. And The Harder You Hit It, The Higher Your Average Is Going To Be. And The Higher Your Average Is, The More Money You're Going To Make.

I Was Scared Everyday I Put On The Uniform.

I've Only Read Two Books In My Life: Baseball Sparkplug And Love Story.