And, You Know, I Liked

I Like To Get People Talking. I Am A Provocateur, And I Do Like Getting On Twitter And Riling People Up. You Know What, After A While Some Sane Dialogue And Sane Conclusions Come Of That Kind Of Thing.

Imitation Is The Sincerest Form Of Show Business.

It's Okay To Be Fat. So You're Fat. Just Be Fat And Shut Up About It.

Two Things Do Me In: One's Chocolate Cake, The Other's Hypocrisy.

A Lot Of Men Are Impotent And It's Very Sad. How Many Of You Are Impotent? I See. Can't Get Your Arms Up Either?