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Natural Born Killers Is Really A Misunderstood Romantic Comedy.

I Remember My Daughter Deni Coming Along, And She Was So Pure And Caring Of Everybody And Everything. And Somehow, This Little Being Managed To Get Around All The Obstacles - The Gun Turrets, The Walls, The Moats, The Sentries - That Were Wrapped Around My Heart. My Heart At That Time Needed Her. I Think It's The Best Thing Going, Parenthood.

In Sixth Grade, Some Kid Was Being Inappropriate With A Girl. I Said He Better Stop. Next Thing Were Fighting. Then Were At The Principals Office. I Got Just As Much Punishment As He Did, Even Though I Felt I Did The Right Thing.

A Moment Of Realization Is Worth A Thousand Prayers.

Two Boxes Of Step Forward Paper Saves One Tree - That's A Real Stat.