And That's When I Realized,

Yeah, Like Bizarro Superman, Superman's Exact Opposite, Who Lives In The Backwards Bizarro World. Up Is Down, Down Is Up, He Says Hello When He Leaves, Goodbye When He Arrives.

There Is No Such Thing As An Attention Span. There Is Only The Quality Of What You Are Viewing. This Whole Idea Of An Attention Span Is, I Think, A Misnomer. People Have An Infinite Attention Span If You Are Entertaining Them.

People On Dates Shouldn't Even Be Allowed Out In Public.

Work Is The Least Important Thing And Family Is The Most Important.

Cry When You Get A Golden Globe. Then You Can Get An Oscar Nomination.