And, Of Course, The Funniest

If You Nail A Tool Shed Closed, How Do You Put The Hammer Away?

Why Do 'slow Down' And 'slow Up' Mean The Same Thing? Why Is The Third Hand On The Watch Called The Second Hand?

All Music Is The Blues. All Of It.

I Put A Dollar In One Of Those Change Machines. Nothing Changed.

The Patterns Became Even More Vivid At Cardinal Hayes High School. That's When I Began Failing Subjects And Running Away From Home For Days At A Time.