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Our Continual Desire For Praise Ought To Convince Us Of Our Mortality, If Nothing Else Will.

The Road To Ruin Is Always In Good Repair, And The Travellers Pay The Expense Of It.

A Man Cannot Learn To Be Wise Any More Than He Can Learn To Be Handsome.

It Is A Very Delicate Job To Forgive A Man, Without Lowering Him In His Own Estimation, And Yours Too.

The Best Medicine I Know For Rheumatism Is To Thank The Lord That It Ain't Gout.