Free Speech Isn't Dead In

Everybody Knows What California Smog Is - That's Fog With The Vitamins Removed.

Milton Hope Led The Singing Of Happy Birthday ... He Would Say, 'keep It Sweet And Short And Don't Try To Be Funny.'

We're On Our Way To The Persian Gulf. Wait! It's A Mistake! I Thought They Said Persian Golf.

After The 1984 Summer Olympics, Reagan Wanted To Add The U.s. Volleyball Team To His Cabinet. He Figured If They Can't Shove His Programs Down Congress' Throat, Nobody Can.

My Folks Were English . . . We Were Too Poor To Be British.