Free Speech Isn't Dead In

I'll Shoot My Age If I Have To Live To Be 105.

Golf Is A Funny Game. It's Done Much For Health, And At The Same Time Has Ruined People By Robbing Them Of Their Peace Of Mind. Look At Me, I'm The Healthiest Idiot In The World.

A Bank Is A Place That Will Lend You Money If You Can Prove That You Don't Need It.

I Get Upset Over A Bad Shot Just Like Anyone Else. But It's Silly To Let The Game Get To You. When I Miss A Shot I Just Think What A Beautiful Day It Is. And What Pure Fresh Air I'm Breathing. Then I Take A Deep Breath. I Have To Do That. That's What Gives Me The Strength To Break The Club.

Sure Vietnam Is A Dirty War. I've Never Heard Of A Clean One.