An Intelligence Test Sometimes Shows

As The Farmer Said, "i'm Not Greedy, All I Want Is The Land Next To Mine.

Many An Optimist Has Become Rich Simply By Buying Out A Pessimist.

When In Doubt Or Danger, Run In Circles, Scream And Shout.

The Surest Sign That You Haven't Any Sense Is To Argue With One Who Hasn't.

America Is A Country That Doesn't Know Where It Is Going But Is Determined To Set A Speed Record Getting There.