An Insult Comic Is The

The Transformation Has Been Unbelievable. When I Started Here, I Worked In A Place Where The Sky Room Was On The Second Floor.

Some People Say Funny Things - But I Say Things Funny.

That I Walk Around Calling People 'dummy' And 'hockey Puck'. I Do Have A Different Life Apart From Being Sarcastic On Stage. I Might Kibitz Around With My Friends, But I'm Nothing Like The Person Who Does Stand Up. Nothing Like That.

Eddie Fisher Married To Elizabeth Taylor Is Like Me Trying To Wash The Empire State Building With A Bar Of Soap.

Room Service Is Great If You Want To Pay $500 For A Club Sandwich.