An Englishman Never Enjoys Himself,

The Essence Of Humour Is Surprise; That Is Why You Laugh When You See A Joke In Punch.

Citizens Who Take It Upon Themselves To Do Unusual Actions Which Attract The Attention Of The Police Should Be Careful To Bring These Actions Into One Of The Recognized Categories Of Crimes And Offences, For It Is Intolerable That The Police Should Be Put To The Pains Of Inventing Reasons For Finding Them Undesirable.

A High-brow Is Someone Who Looks At A Sausage And Thinks Of Picasso.

Don't Let's Go To The Dogs Tonight, For Mother Will Be There.

Let's Find Out What Everyone Is Doing, And Then Stop Everyone From Doing It.