An Englishman Never Enjoys Himself,

Well, Fancy Giving Money To The Government! Might As Well Have Put It Down The Drain.

The Concept Of Two People Living Together For 25 Years Without A Serious Dispute Suggests A Lack Of Spirit Only To Be Admired In Sheep.

There Is No Reason Why A Joke Should Not Be Appreciated More Than Once. Imagine How Little Good Music There Would Be If, For Example, A Conductor Refused To Play Beethoven's Fifth Symphony On The Ground That His Audience Might Have Heard It Before.

As My Poor Father Used To Say In 1963, Once People Start On All This Art Goodbye, Moralitee! And What My Father Used To Say Is Good Enough For Me.

An Act Of God Was Defined As Something Which No Reasonable Man Could Have Expected.