An Elegant Woman Should Be

Guilt Is Perhaps The Most Painful Companion Of Death.

Fashion Has Become A Joke. The Designers Have Forgotten That There Are Women Inside The Dresses. Most Women Dress For Men And Want To Be Admired. But They Must Also Be Able To Move, To Get Into A Car Without Bursting Their Seams! Clothes Must Have A Natural Shape.

People Laughed At The Way I Dressed, But That Was The Secret Of My Success. I Didn't Look Like Anyone.

It's Always Better To Be Underdressed.

I Remember Confuting One Of Westminster's Favourite Maxims, "better The Devil You Know Than The Devil You Don't". In The Annals Of Popular Wisdom, This Is One Of The Most Cretinous Sayings I Have Come Across.