Amy Sedaris Makes Me Laugh

In The Case Of 'the Housewives,' I Call The 'housewives' Sociology Of The Rich. I Think It's Just Fun To Watch. It's Guilt-free Gossiping That You Can Have. It's Like The Modern-day Soap Opera, In My Mind.

I Was Already In A Groove And Decided To Initially Write Down Everything, As I Would In An Actual Diary, And Then Go Back And Take Out What I Was Too Shy To Reveal. But I Wound Up Leaving More In Than I Imagined, And That Was Because I Wanted To Be Transparent And Real.

When I Was A 21-year-old Intern At Cbs, I Was Told I Had Crossed Eyes And Shouldn't Try To Be On Air. That's When I Decided I Was Going To Be Behind The Scenes.

You Know, 'project Runway' Was A Really Special Show, And We Had A Great Five Seasons With It. We Loved That Show, And We Loved The Stories That It Brought To Bravo And The Creativity. And It Was A Magic Five Seasons.

When In Doubt, I Go To The Phones A Lot Because It Adds A New Dimension And A New Energy. It Kind Of Takes Me Out Of The Equation If I Feel Like I Irritated Them Or They Aren't Into The Experience.