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When The Okies Left Oklahoma And Moved To California, They Raised The Average Intelligence Level In Both States.

It Is Not The Return On My Investment That I Am Concerned About; It's The Return Of My Investment

I Like To Hear A Man Talk About Himself Because Then I Never Hear Anything, But Good.

The Trouble With Practical Jokes Is That Very Often They Get Elected.

All One Has To Do To Get One's Stuff In The Congressional Record Is To Find A Stenographer That Can Stay Awake Long Enough To Take It Down. Then You Mark In The 'applause' And 'laughter' Parts Yourself.