Americans Want To Be Protected,

Women Are Affected By Lunar Tides Only Once A Month; Men Have Raging Hormones Every Day.

If Wit Is The Most Sophisticated Form Of Humor, Pranks Are The Most Juvenile.

The Obamas, Especially Michelle, Have Radiated The Sense That Americans Do Not Appreciate What They Sacrifice By Living In A Gilded Cage. They've Forgotten Rule No. 1 Of Politics: No One Sheds Tears For Anyone Lucky Enough To Live At The White House.

Even When Conservatives Have All The Marbles, They Still Act As If They're Under Siege. Now That They Are Under Siege, It Is No Time For Them To Act As If They're Losing Their Marbles.

Celebrity Is The Religion Of Our Time.