American Men, As A Group,

Experts Always Know Everything But The Fine Points. When I Took My Citizenship Exams, No One There Knew How The White House Came To Be Called The White House.

I'm A Sworn Enemy Of Convention. I Despise The Conventional In Anything, Even The Arts.

All My Six Husbands Married Me For Different Reasons.

I Remember All Too Well The Premiere Of Ecstasy When I Watched My Bare Bottom Bounce Across The Screen And My Mother And Father Sat There In Shock.

Every Girl Would Like To Marry A Rich Husband. I Did Twice. But What Divides Girls Into Two Groups Is This Question - Do You First Think Of Money And Then Love, Or Vice Versa?