America Is The Only Country

I Have Nothing But Love In My Heart And Everything I Say Is Just An Instrument For Laughs.

Eighty Percent Of Married Men Cheat In America. The Rest Cheat In Europe.

Ladies And Gentlemen, You Can't Please Everyone. Take My Girlfriend - I Think She's The Most Remarkable Woman In The World. . . . That's Me . . . But To My Wife . . .

The Last Thing We Need Is Another Clinton To Be Our President. Believe Me, One Lowlife Was Enough. We Don't Need The Lowlife's Partner.

It Is More Profitable For Your Congressman To Support The Tobacco Industry Than Your Life.