America, I Appreciate You Liking

I'm Famous Today. People Like Me Today. Might Not Like Me Tomorrow. You Can't Count On It.

I Started When I Was 14. I Figured Out That's What I Wanted To Do When I Was 14. Even When I Was Six, I Can Remember People Telling Me, "you're Gonna Be A Comedian," And All This Stuff.

I Want To Tell My Jokes. I Want To Have Time With My Children. I Want To Entertain People. And At One Point, I'll Walk Away From Show Business. But I Don't Want To Walk Away Empty-handed.

Stand-up Is The Kind Of Gig That'll Show You Where You're At.

Comedians By And Large Are Some Of The Most Sensitive People On Earth. Even If They're Socially Callous.