America, I Appreciate You Liking

Stand-up Is The Kind Of Gig That'll Show You Where You're At.

Weed's Not As Bad As Everything Else... 'cause Weed Is A Background Substance. You Know What I Mean, You Can Smoke Some Herb And Still Function. You Ain't Crisp... But You'll Function.

The Hardest Thing To Do Is To Be True To Yourself, Especially When Everybody Is Watching.

Comedy Is A Very Approval-oriented Field.

The World Can't Tell You Who You Are. You've Just Got To Figure Out Who You Are And Be There, For Better Or Worse.