America Can't Beat Anyone Anymore.

What Did Bush Do On 9/11? He Ran Away And Hid. Even Reagan Knew More About Leadership Than That, And He Was As Bad A Symbol Of America As I Can Think Of, Off-hand. But At Least He's Been In Enough Cowboy Movies To Know He Had To Come Out And Stand On Top Of The Rubble And Be Seen Shaking His Fist Or Something.

When You First Start Out As An Actor, You're Just Looking For A Good Part. As Time Goes On, If You're Being Held Responsible For The Movies Themselves, You're Looking For A Good Script All Around.

Stage Actors Look Down On Movie Actors, Movie Actors Look Down On Tv Actors, And Tv Actors Look Down On... Mass Murderers.

On An Awards-show Day, I Can Play Basketball, Go In, Take A Shower And Put On A Tux - It Takes Me Three Minutes To Put On A Tux - And Be Out The Door In 15 Minutes.

I'm A Liberal. I'm Confused When That Became A Bad Word...