Ambition Is A Commendable Attribute,

I Expect It Is Very Possible That I Would Make As Good A President As A Great Many Men Who Are Talked Of For That Position.

My Once-keen Analytical Mind Has Become So Dulled By Endless Hours Of Baking In The Hot Sun, Thrashing About In Tight Chimneys, Pulling At Impossibly Heavy Loads, Freezing My Ass Off.... So That Now My Mental State Is Comparable To That Of A Peruvian Indian, Well Stoked On Coca Leaves.

We Need Citizens Who Are Less Concerned About What Their Government Can Do For Them, And More Concerned About What They Can Do For The Nation.

The President Is The Cuticle Of The Nail Bed Of America: One Would Think Pushing Back Makes Him Stronger, Yet It Turns Out The Opposite Is True.

It Is My Conviction That The Fundamental Trouble With The People Of The United States Is That They Have Gotten Too Far Away From Almighty God.