Am I Not Turtley Enough

I Always Tend To Think Of All Of My Shows As Possibly My Last Show. I'm Like A Junior Springsteen, Without The Underbite.

I'm A Real People-pleaser.

I Really Enjoy Being A Dad, And Maybe I Took It Too Seriously, But I Love Being Around My Kids.

When People Come To See My Stand-up, They Get A Chance To See My Characters Interact With Each Other.

If I Only Ran When Nothing Hurt, I Would Never Run.