Am I Missing An Eyebrow?

Stand Back! I Gotta Get Some Rocket Fuel Out Of The Fridge!

We're Allowed To Explore The World At Large On These Things; The Urban-legend Aspect Of It Is Just Kind Of An Excuse.

Back When I Was A Professional Model-maker At Industrial Light & Magic, My Specialty Was Hard-edged Construction - Spaceships, Miniature Sets, And Architectural Stuff. These Objects Were Sometimes Just 12 Inches Across Yet Needed Enough Detail To Fill A Movie Screen.

We Are Always Works In Progress. You Will Hurt People You Love, And Help People You Detest. This Is Called Being A Human And It Happens To Everyone.

I'm Not A Sculptor; I'm A Hard-edged Model Maker. You Give Me A Drawing, You Give Me A Prop To Replicate, You Give Me A Crane, Scaffolding, Parts From 'star Wars' - Especially Parts From 'star Wars' - I Can Do This Stuff All Day Long. It's Exactly How I Made My Living For 15 Years.