Always Remember Your Kid's Name.

I've Grown Tired Of Smoke And Mirrors. I Yearn For The Clean, Well-lighted Place.

In The Trial Of Saddam Hussein On Tuesday, Witnesses Emotionally Testified About The Abuse The Former Dictator Inflicted On Them. Afterward, A Tearful Saddam Said, 'ah, Good Times.'

I Had No Idea How To Get Guys To Notice Me. I Still Don't. Who Cares?

Being Snubbed Is Not Always A Bad Thing At Awards Shows Because You End Up Getting A Lot Of People Coming Up To You And Telling You How Great You Are.

When I Began Doing Theatre In High School I Saw That I Could Get Laughs From People But I Didn't Really Connect That To Going On And Becoming A Comedian. I Was Interested In Acting And While I Was At Boston College I Was Part Of An Improv Group, Mother's Fleabag, Which Had A Long History And Has Been Known As One Of The Best College Improvisation Groups In The U.s.