Always Make The Audience Suffer

I Have A Feeling That Inside You Somewhere,there's Somebody Nobody Knows About

Even My Failures Make Money And Become Classics A Year After I Make Them.

The Length Of A Film Should Be Directly Related To The Endurance Of The Human Bladder.

I Am A Typed Director. If I Made Cinderella, The Audience Would Immediately Be Looking For A Body In The Coach.

I Always Try To Look At Things As Though I Were Remembering Them Three Years Later.