Always Be Nice To Everyone

I Live At Home And, If I Want To Start Work At 11 O'clock, I Can.

I'm Basically A Very Happy Person And I Don't Have To Be Anybody Else.

There Is Something Infinitely Dingy About The Word Workshop. Pray That England Doesn't Become A Nation Of Workshopkeepers.

Go To Lots Of Interviews, At Least One A Month Even When You Don't Need A Job, To Keep In Training For When You Do.

If You Feel Compelled To Give A New Year's Eve Party, Don't Invite People To Arrive Too Early Or They'll Go Off The Boil Before Midnight.