Alone, Adj. In Bad Company.

Diary, N. A Daily Record Of That Part Of One's Life, Which He Can Relate To Himself Without Blushing.

Respectability, N. The Offspring Of A Liaison Between A Bald Head And A Bank Account.

Ultimatum, N. In Diplomacy, A Last Demand Before Resorting To Concessions.

Monad, N. The Ultimate, Indivisible Unit Of Matter (see Molecule). The Monad Has Body Without Bulk, And Mind Without Manifestation - Containing All The Powers And Possibilities Needful To His Evolution Into A German Philosopher . .

Monsignor- A High Ecclesiastical Title, Of Which The Founder Of Our Religion Overlooked The Advantages.