Almost Anything Can Be Improved

I Shouldn't Believe Anything I Say, If I Were You-and That Includes What I Just Told You.

Humpty Had Always Sat On Walls, It Was His Way.

For A Taste That's A Bit More Distinct, Eat A Bird Before It's Extinct.

Pretend To Be Mad And Talk A Lot. Then — And This Is The Important Bit — Do Nothing At All Until You Absolutely Have To And Then Make Sure Everyone Dies.

Because There's Someone Else Here In East Carmin. Someone Hopelessly Unsuitable. It's All A Really Bad Idea And Will Lead To Trouble Of The Worst Sort. But No Matter What, Every Minute In Her Presence Makes My Life A Minute More Complete.