All This Science I Don't

I Lived My Teenage Years In My 20s When I Sort Of Left Home And Became Elton John Success, Then It Became Elton John Excess... Everything I Couldn't Do When I Was Younger I Did 10 Times Over. I Was Having The Time Of My Life. I Was Becoming The Person That I Wanted To Be.

There's A Lot Of Hate In The World.

How Dare You Refer To My Beautiful Children As 'synthetic'. And Shame On You For Wagging Your Judgemental Little Fingers At Ivf - A Miracle That Has Allowed Legions Of Loving People, Both Straight And Gay, To Fulfill Their Dream Of Having Children, Your Archaic Thinking Is Out Of Step With The Times, Just Like Your Fashions. I Shall Never Wear Dolce And Gabbana Ever Again.

When Little Richard Used To Stand Up And Play It Was Just Fabulous, And Liberace Had The Candlesticks And The Rings And The Gift Of The Gab. The Piano's Is The Most Ungainly Rock' N' Roll Instrument Of All Time But Those Two People Transcended It, As Did Jerry Lee Lewis.

I Do Like My Rock Stars To Be A Little Larger Than Life. I Don't Mind The Earnest Ones At All, But I Do Like A Bit Of Individuality.