All This Health And Safety

You Take Out An Injunction Against Somebody Or Some Organisation And Immediately News Of That Injunction And The People Involved And The Story Behind The Injunction Is In A Legal-free World On Twitter And The Internet. It's Pointless.

If A Football Official Were To Call For A Slow-motion Replay Every Time Didier Drogba Fell Over, Each Match Would Last About Six Weeks.

I Started To Realise That Being Impolite Saves An Awful Lot Of Time And Costs You Nothing.

The Only Person To Ever Look Good In The Back Of A 4-seater Convertible Was Adolf Hitler

I Don't Often Agree With The Rspca As I Believe It Is An Animal's Duty To Be On My Plate At Supper Time.