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A Good Listener Is Usually Thinking About Something Else.

Nobody Ever Grew Despondent Looking For Trouble.

In Order To Live Off A Garden, You Practically Have To Live In It.

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Classical Music Is The Kind We Keep Thinking Will Turn Into A Tune.