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The Only Time Some Fellows Are Seen With Their Wives Is After They're Indicted.

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No Matter How Much Strong Black Coffee We Drink, Almost Any After- Dinner Speech Will Counteract It.

I Haven't Heard Of Anybody Who Wants To Stop Living On Account Of The Cost.

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