All Of Us, Ultimately, We're

This World, I Am Afraid, Is Designed For Crashing Bores.

Doing Nothing Gives Me Great Pleasure. And Believe Me, I Succeed Wonderfully In It.

Music Is Like A Drug, But There Are No Rehabilitation Centres.

The Rhino Is Now More Or Less Extinct, And It's Not Because Of Global Warming Or Shrinking Habitats. It's Because Of Beyonce's Handbags.

I Don't Want To Get Too Involved In Marketing Budgets, Online Promotions And Download Set-ups Because It Would Be A Bit Like Gertrude Stein Mapping Out A Tv Campaign. I Want To Sing. I Want Visibility. I Am Essentially Al Martino, Not Seymour Stein.