All Of My Films Deal

Titanic I Thought Was The Most Dreadful Piece Of Work I've Ever Seen In My Entire Life. Another Film That I Think Is Equally Bad Was American Beauty. So Badly Acted And Directed. But People Like That.

I Was A Heavy Drinker, But The Alcohol Affected My Heart Rather Than My Liver. So I Stopped. I Smoke Grass Now. I Say That To Everybody, Because Marijuana Should Be Legalized. It's Ridiculous That It Isn't. If At The End Of The Day I Feel Like Smoking A Joint I Do It. It Changes The Perception Of What I've Been Through All Day.

They'll Never Give Me An Oscar. And I Sincerely, Honestly Don't Care. I Always Turn Up When I'm Nominated And It Would Be Nice To Get One, But To Win One Would Be Bad Luck. It Comes With Too Much Expectation. It Would Be The End.

What Is An Ending? There's No Such Thing. Death Is The Only Ending.

If George W. Bush Is Elected President, I'm Leaving For France.