All My Enemies Are Self-appointed.

Responsibility Cannot Be Shared.

Money Is The Sincerest Of All Flattery. Women Love To Be Flattered. So Do Men.

I've Found Out Why People Laugh. They Laugh Because It Hurts So Much . . . Because It's The Only Thing That'll Make It Stop Hurting.

Being Sorry Won't Get You Into Heaven. Get Happy, Son. Get That Old Spring Into Your Step And Stay On Your Toes.

A "critic" Is A Man Who Creates Nothing.