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It's Interesting That There's So Many Different Sides Of This: Women Get Frustrated That We Don't Get Paid Enough; And Then The Republicans Or The Ceos That Are Men Say, "well, It's Because Women Take Off Time For Maternity Leave."

You Guys Are Just Standing Up Because I Fell, And It's So Embarrassing.

I Was A Weirdo. I Wasn't Picked On Or Anything. And I Wasn't Smarter Than The Other Kids; That's Not Why I Didn't Fit In. I've Always Had This Weird Anxiety. I Hated Recess. I Didn't Like Field Trips. Parties Really Stressed Me Out. And I Had A Very Different Sense Of Humour.

When We Were Kids, We Would Never Open The Minibar. A $6 Snickers Bar? But The Other Day I Was In A Hotel And I Was Staring At A Snickers Bar, And I Finally Just Ate It. Then It Was Like Something In Me Snapped. I Opened All These Drinks. I Thought: I Can Do It Now. Now I'm All Grown-up. I Can Eat Things From The Minibar.