All I Ask Is For

If Some Heterosexual Wants To Be Gay, So What? Let Him Go. It's Less Competition For The Heterosexual Single Guys.

Sociologists Well Understand That Chaos At Home Causes Violent Behavior, Educational Failure And Social Alienation Among Children. Yet, Many Of Us In America Stay Far, Far Away From This Topic. That In Itself Is A National Scandal. Bad Parenting Is Gravely Harming This Nation.

You Know What's Really Frightening? You (jon Stewart) Actually Have An Influence On This Presidential Election. That Is Scary, But It's True. You've Got Stoned Slackers Watching Your Dopey Show Every Night And They Can Vote.

You Don't Have Free Will When You Have Lung Cancer.

For Some Reason, President Obama Is Being Heckled About "don't Ask, Don't Tell," Which May Be Revoked. The President Wants Gays To Be Allowed To Serve Openly In The Military.