All Guys Are Jerks But

I Think That We, As Monkeys, Want To Live In Smaller Groups. It's Very Scary When We're All - As Wonderful As It Is - Connected.

I Feel Like When I Arrive At The Hospital I Want A Glass Of Whiskey, I Want The Epidural In My Back. And, I Want To Get Hit In The Face With A Baseball Bat...

I'm Not A Risk Taker. I Don't Do Plunging Necklines Or Really Short Skirts. I Try To Stay As Classy As Possible And Provide A Little Mystery.

I Can Rock Out Anything. I Mean, I Can Rock Out A Little 'time After Time'. I Can Do A Little 'grease Lightning'. It Depends On The Mood, But We Do Go Karaoke, My Friends And I In Los Angeles, And It's A Lot Of Fun.

Life Isn't A Fairy Tale, And Happy Endings Are Few And Far Between