All Ballplayers Should Quit When

Heroes Get Remembered, But Legends Never Die.

I Didn't Mean To Hit The Umpire With The Dirt, But I Did Mean To Hit That Bastard In The Stands.

Let Me Show You How It's Done... Loser!

Reading Isn't Good For A Ballplayer. Not Good For His Eyes. If My Eyes Went Bad Even A Little Bit I Couldn't Hit Home Runs. So I Gave Up Reading.

Life Is A Game Like Any Other; We Just Don't Take It As Seriously.