All A Guy Needed Was

... To Die On A Kitchen Floor At 7 O'clock In The Morning While Other People Are Frying Eggs Is Not So Rough Unless It Happens To You.

Great Art Is Horseshit, Buy Tacos.

Great Books Are The Ones We Need

I Often Carry Things To Read So That I Will Not Have To Look At The People.

In A More Universal Sense, We Only Get One Thing. You Know...a Head Stone If We're Lucky; If Not, Green Grass.