Alas, Why Will A Man

Fortunately For Women, Most Men Mistake Loneliness For Love Before Marriage, And Habit For Happiness Afterward.

Some Men Are Born For Matrimony, Some Achieve Matrimony -- But Most Of Them Are Merely Poor Dodgers.

There Are People Whose Watch Stops At A Certain Hour And Who Remain Permanently At That Age.

When You See A Married Couple Walking Down The Street, The One That's A Few Steps Ahead Is The One That's Mad.

When Two People Decide To Get A Divorce, It Isn't A Sign That They 'don't Understand' One Another, But A Sign That They Have, At Last, Begun To.