Ah, My Princess. Noble Steed.

I Wear A Name Tag To Help People Find Me. It Saves Time When You're Dealing With Idiots.

...hardly. A Ragged Apron Does Not A Waiter Make.

He Threw His Head Back And Sang, "'i Am A Centaur, Yes, A Centaur Is What I Am.' It's Not Like You To Wax, Artemis" "foaly Is Singing," Said Holly. "surely That's Illegal?

A Pity To Survive Night Flights Over St. Georges Channel Only To Crack My Skull Falling From A Ladder.

How Was Your... Eh... Trip?" Artemis Felt The Sting Of Tears In His Own Eyes. "um, Eventful.