Agnostics Are Just Atheists Without

It Warps The Minds Of Our Children And Weakens The Resolve Of Our Allies.

I'm Not A Truthiness Fanatic, I'm Truthiness's Father.

Cain Understands Domestic Issues Because He Had Experience Selling Pizza; And He Understands International Issues Because Pizza Is Italian.

I Hadn't Intended To End Up There. I Meant To Be A Serious Actor With A Beard Who Wore A Lot Of Black And Wanted To Share His Misery With You.

I'm A Junkie For Exhaustion, And I'm A Junkie For Setting Up My Expectations Too High And Then Trying To Meet Them.