After All, Why Be Good?

The Average Woman Must Inevitably View Her Actual Husband With A Certain Disdain; He Is Anything But Her Ideal. In Consequence, She Cannot Help Feeling That Her Children Are Cruelly Handicapped By The Fact That He Is Their Father.

It Is Not Materialism That Is The Chief Curse Of The World, As Pastors Teach, But Idealism. Men Get Into Trouble By Taking Their Visions And Hallucinations Too Seriously.

The Only Way To Success In American Public Life Lies In Flattering And Kowtowing To The Mob

I Am Against Slavery Simply Because I Dislike Slaves.

Great Artists Are Modest Almost As Seldom As They Are Faithful To Their Wives.