After All, Why Be Good?

Love Is An Emotion That Is Based On An Opinion Of Women That Is Impossible For Those Who Have Had Any Experience With Them.

The Wholly Manly Man Lacks The Wit Necessary To Give Objective Form To His Soaring And Secret Dreams, And The Wholly Womanly Woman Is Apt To Be Too Cynical A Creature To Dream At All.

The Music Critic, Huneber, Could Never Quite Make Up His Mind About A New Symphony Until He Had Seen The Composer's Mistress.

Whenever A Reporter Is Assigned To Cover A Methodist Conference, He Comes Home An Atheist.

Man's Objection To Love Is That It Dies Hard: Women's, That When It Is Dead It Stays Dead.