Acting Is Largely About Putting

Just Because It's A Bad Job Doesn't Mean I Need To Do It Badly.

The Only Good Thing I've Ever Noticed About Money, The Only Positive Aspect Of An Otherwise Pretty Vulgar Commodity, Is That You Can Use It To Buy Things.

I Travel To Work On My Motorcycle, So It's Jeans, Boots And A Brown Aero Leather Jacket That Weighs As Much As I Do. If It Were Black, It Would Seem Like I've Got A Brando Idea Going On, Which I Don't.

Now, My Mom Always Said Two Wrongs Don't Make A Right. But She Never Said Anything About Four Wrongs, And That Always Left Me Confused.

Russian Vodka Is Ok If You Need To Clean The Oven. For Drinking, It Must Henceforth Be Polish.