Acne Is A Bigger Problem

If God Had Wanted Us To Play Football In The Sky, He'd Have Put Grass Up There.

We Used To Go To The Pictures Every Saturday Night But We Had To Leave A Little Bit Early And Get Home And Watch Match Of The Day - And My Wife Still Complains She Missed The Last Five Minutes Of Every Film We Saw.

It Only Takes A Second To Score A Goal.

If Any One Of My Players Isn’t Interfering With Play, They’re Not Getting Paid.

Resignations Are For Prime Ministers And Those Caught With Their Trousers Down, Not For Me.