Accidents Happen All The Time.

I Have A Dream Of What Would Have Happened If What Happened Instead Hadn't.

Most Schools Have A Loud System Of Loud Bells, Which Startle The Students And Teachers At Regular Intervals And Remind Them That Time Is Passing Even More Slowly Than It Seems.

The Way Sadness Works Is One Of The Strangest Riddles Of The World.

This Story Is About The Baudelaires. And They Are The Sort Of People Who Know That There’s Always Something. Something To Invent, Something To Read, Something To Bite, And Something To Do, To Make A Sanctuary, No Matter How Small. And For This Reason, I Am Happy To Say, The Baudelaires Were Very Fortunate Indeed.

Bad Circumstances Have A Way Of Ruining Things That Would Otherwise Be Pleasant.