Accepting Blame When It's Not

The Hardest Work Of All - Doing Nothing.

A Tax Loophole: A Deduction That The Other Guy Gets.

When One Seeks Assurance, There's None From Those Who Respond, Now, Don't You Worry About A Thing. If You Weren't Worried, You Wouldn't Have Asked. If You Are Concerned, It's Nice To Know That Those You Query Are, Too. I'll Take A Worrier Any Day Over A Platitudinous Reassurer.

Trying To Impress Others Does - Usually In Quite The Opposite Way.

I Don't Waste Too Much Time Philosophizing About Wealth, I Just Recommend It To Everyone.