Absurdities Die Of Self-strangulation.

We Reckon Hours And Minutes To Be Dollars And Cents.

No One Is Rich Whose Expenditures Exceed His Means, And No One Is Poor Whose Incomings Exceed His Outgoings.

[grateful] Cheerfulness Is Health; Its Opposite, [ungrateful] Melancholy, Is Disease.

As Soon As A Woman Begins To Dress "loud," Her Manners And Conversation Partake Of The Same Element.

If You Have A Thrust To Make At Your Friend's Expense, Do It Gracefully, It Is All The More Effective. Some One Says The Reproach That Is Delivered With Hat In Hand Is The Most Telling.