Absolutely, One Hundred Percent, Not

Life's Been Good To Me. Why Am I So Lonely And Bored? I Used To Wonder Why So Many Rich Men Commit Suicide. I No Longer Wonder.

Nfl Owners Should Quit Worrying About Silly Things Like Players Celebrating In The End Zone. They Should Give Them Something To Really Celebrate. Get Rid Of The Artificial Surfaces.

You Don`t Get Mood Swings From Eating Cornflakes

I Think I've Been A Great Citizen.

I'm Absolutely, 100 Percent, Not Guilty.