Absolute Virtue Is As Sure

Adulterers, Take Warning, Never Admit.

What Are We Doing Here, That Is The Question.

There Is This To Be Said For Dachsunds Of Such Length And Lowness As Nelly, That It Makes Very Little Difference To Their Appearance Whether They Stand, Sit Or Lie.

Where Am I, I Don't Know, I'll Never Know, In The Silence, In The Silence You Don't Know, You Must Go On, I Can't Go On, I'll Go On.

We Should Have Thought Of It When The World Was Young, In The Nineties.