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The Opposite Of Esprit D'escalier Is The Way That Life's Embarrassments Come Back To Haunt Us Even After They're Long Past. I Could Remember Every Stupid Thing I'd Ever Said Or Done, Recall Them With Picture-perfect Clarity. Any Time I Was Feeling Low, I'd Naturally Start To Remember Other Times I Felt That Way, A Hit Parade Of Humiliations Coming One After Another To My Mind.

I Can't Go Underground For A Year, Ten Years, My Whole Life, Waiting For Freedom To Be Handed To Me. Freedom Is Something You Have To Take For Yourself.

The Right To Freedom Of Association Is Fine, But Why Shouldn't The Cops Be Allowed To Mine Your Social Network To Figure Out If You're Hanging Out With Gangbangers And Terrorists?

Once You Get To Naming Your Laptop, You Know That You're Really Having A Deep Relationship With It.

The First Casualty Of Any Battle Is The Plan Of Attack.